TRASH IN MY EYE No. 28 of 2025 (No. 2034) by Leroy Douresseaux
Greetings (2007)
Running time: 72 minutes (1 hour, 12 minutes:
Rating: Not rated by the MPAA / TV-MA
WRITER/DIRECTOR: Ken Colley
PRODUCER: Ken Colley
CINEMATOGRAPHER: Denis Cullem
EDITOR: Andy Coughlan
COMPOSER: Darren Miller
HORROR
Starring: Mel Stephenson, Matthew Reynolds, Kirsty Cox, Ben Shockley, John Rackham, Henry Dunn, Maria Long, and Kenneth Colley
Greetings is a 2007 British supernatural horror film from writer, producer, and director, Ken Colley. The film apparently received some kind of limited theatrical release in the United Kingdom because the Internet Movie Database (IMDb) does not list it as a television movie. In the United States and Canada, the film was released on DVD. Greetings focuses on a group of friends who gather for a birthday party and find strange things starting to happen after they play with a Ouija board.
Greetings opens in a English flat where a group of eight friends and acquaintances have gathered for a special occasion. It is the one-year anniversary of the couple, Cathy (Mel Stephenson) and Matt (Matthew Reynolds), and it is also Cathy's birthday. Cathy and Matt have been in the flat for about a year. Also in attendance are another couple, Kirsty (Kirsty Cox) and David (Ben Shockley), and friends Alan (John Rackham), Henry (Henry Dunn), Maria (Maria Long), and Ken (Kenneth Colley).
At some point during the festivities, one of the guys realizes that a small end table in the apartment is actually part Ouija board. Four of the friends start playing with it, and right from the start, they get a message. The friends all think that one of the group is playing a prank. The boys are out for some harmless fun, but when strange things start to happen, they blame each other. Soon, however, it all starts to seem like a joke that has gone too far. Then, they realize this isn't a joke because something is with them in the flat.
Recently, the English film and television actor, Kenneth “Ken” Colley (1937-2025), died at the age of 87, Monday, June 30, 2025. He was part of the repertory of actors who appeared regularly in the works of the late English director, Ken Russell (1927-2011), such as 1971's The Music Lovers. Colley also played “Jesus” in Monty Python's Life of Brian (1979). Colley may be best known for the role of “Admiral Piett” in The Empire Strikes Back (1980) and Return of the Jedi (1983). Piett is the only “Imperial officer” to appear in two films in the original Star Wars trilogy and be played by the same actor.
While recently reading Colley biography and filmography, I learned that he directed three films, two short films and one feature film, 2007's Greetings. I became curious enough to want to see the feature. I found that Greetings was available via the “Tubi” streaming service, so I gave it a viewing. The few viewer reviews of the film that I came across on the Internet generally panned the film, but I like it a lot. Greetings is a micro-budget film – reportedly produced for about ten thousand pounds, but it scares and thrills are not at all small and insignificant.
The setting, apparently a flat, gives the sense of claustrophobia. Even when the focus is down to four characters, the flat seems too small to hold even a quartet and the unseen menace that is harassing them.
I don't find Greetings as talky as some do because I think the the conversations are what make the actors seem like real friends. The performances are tight so that the conflicts between the friends have a sense of genuineness; their feelings of offense have a bite to them. Conversely, their various bonds of friendship also come across as bona fide. Also, I really like both the cast and the characters they play. I could watch them all again in another production.
I'm impressed that Mr. Colley got so much out of his small budget. The film is good, but not great while still managing to be quite entertaining. I think Colley's screenplay for Greetings could easily be adapted into a larger and pricier horror film. I generally avoid movies about Ouija boards and seances, because they scare me and make me uncomfortable. Greetings did exactly that, so I will recommend it to fans of spirit boards and spirit mediums.
6 of 10
B
★★★ out of 4 stars
Saturday, July 5, 2025
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